The 5th of November: When government squashed an uprising and executed the traitors. Unless you are a member of the Republican Governors Association who launched the Remember November campaign this week.
Once again, uptight reactionaries demonstrate that they don’t understand history. In the launch of RembemberNovember.com, the RGA alluded to the heroic effort of Guy Fawkes, the William Donahue of his time, and encourages conservatives to continue that fight this November.
A few things that might not have been clear the last time the Republican Governors Association got together for movie night and watched, “V for Vendetta”:
Treason. Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot was a treasonous attempt to destroy the British government by assassinating the King and all of the leaders of the Protestant Parliament. Is high treason a righteous aspiration today?
Catholicism. The Gunpowder Plot was planned and executed by Catholics. Look among your ranks and you’ll find many anti-Catholic ideologues (um… Mike Huckabee) among you. The Evangelical political movement – fostered and benefitting people like Haley Barbour, the RGA Chair – represents exactly the type of religious superiority and oppression that Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot were seeking to destroy.
Failure. Guy Fawkes was caught on November 5, the Gunpowder Plot blocked, and the King and Parliament survived and came out of the ordeal more popular. Fawkes and his co-conspirators were caught, convicted, and executed. Their goals not met.
Jingoism. The expression, “Remember November” and the songs and poems and stories about the Gunpowder Plot do not celebrate the treason, but the power of the government in suppressing rebellion. “Remember November” is a cry of royalist Protestantism. You won’t hear the song bellowing through Westminster Cathedral.
The Whole Song. Seriously, you didn’t need to read a book, finish “V for Vendetta,” nor have an English friend who could explain the Gunpowder Plot. All Governor Barbour needed to do was finish that damn song. It’s pretty clear that the song does not celebrate Fawkes and the uprising.
Abject Failure. In case you didn’t notice, 400 years later England is still a Protestant country.
I know Natalie Portman can be distracting, even bald, but before forming an election strategy, would you mind picking up a history book… or visiting Wikipedia.
So yes, please, “Remember November.” The Gunpowder Plot was truly a few organized extremists, with violent intent, seeking to destroy the government in pursuit of their own narrow agenda. There really is no reason why their treason should be forgot:
Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I see no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holla boys, Holla boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
And what should we do with him? Burn him!